A missed birthday and divorce papers: Golfer witnesses craziest end to a round in muny history

 

It can be argued that no golfer on earth experiences a more colorful, dynamic snapshot of the sport than the muni single. Every round of golf presents a fresh opportunity to meet new people from various backgrounds. On those rare occasions when the course is blissfully empty and they can play a solo round, they enjoy an unparalleled form of self-reflection. They witness and experience things that boisterous foursomes might scare away with their raucous antics, and often return with remarkable stories. Just recently, Pretend-Wrangler654, a dedicated weekend golfer who frequents municipal courses, shared one of the most extraordinary muni golf tales on Reddit.

 

For those who may not have the time to read the full account, here’s a condensed version of the story: During a recent weekend round, the original poster (OP), as per Reddit terminology, found himself paired with a threesome that was known for their steadfast commitment to their Saturday morning tee time, come rain or shine—or even a family birthday. Their dedication was almost legendary, as they were known to play every Saturday at 9 a.m., regardless of any personal events or weather conditions.

 

On this particular Saturday, one of the members of the trio had a pressing obligation: he was supposed to leave the course by 11:30 a.m. to attend his daughter’s 13th birthday lunch. However, as fate would have it, the course was particularly congested that day, leading to significant delays. By the 5th hole, it was evident that he wouldn’t make it to his daughter’s lunch on time. In a moment of exasperation, his wife called him to check in. He assured her that he would leave the course after the 9th hole.

 

Despite this promise, when the group reached the turn, the man reappeared from the clubhouse with a fresh supply of beer, clearly prepared to tackle the back 9. The clock was ticking—11:10 a.m. He had just minutes left before he was supposed to head home, but his actions suggested that he wasn’t planning to leave anytime soon.

 

By the time they reached the 12th hole, his wife called again. He told her that he was in the parking lot “sobering up” before driving home—at 11:50 a.m. The conversation turned heated, and he abruptly ended the call. It later came to light that he and his wife were separated but were trying to reconcile their relationship. Despite the ongoing personal turmoil and the importance of the day for his daughter, he continued to play, seemingly unfazed by the unfolding drama.

 

As the group approached the 18th hole, the situation reached its dramatic peak. A golf cart, accompanied by a course marshal and a woman, rolled up to the group. To everyone’s astonishment, the woman was none other than his wife, who had arrived with a set of divorce papers in hand. The timing of this dramatic encounter was nothing short of cinematic. The man’s attempts to delay and deflect came to an abrupt end as he faced the undeniable conclusion of their marital troubles. The scene was set for an unforgettable ending to a tumultuous day.

 

The fallout from this episode was as palpable as it was tragic. The poor daughter’s birthday celebration had been overshadowed by her father’s disregard for both family and personal commitments. Given the man’s behavior, one might argue that the woman’s decision was both justified and necessary, especially considering the emotional turmoil it brought upon their daughter’s special day. While we can’t speculate on the intricacies of their relationship, Pretend-Wrangler654 encapsulated the essence of this experience with a succinct reflection:

 

“Muny golf is wild.”

 

Indeed, this story serves as a vivid reminder of the unpredictable and often extraordinary nature of municipal golf. It is a sport where personal dramas unfold on the fairways, and every round has the potential to become a memorable tale.